Santa Ana, California – March 11, 2016 – A most unique discovery has been made by the one and onlyPoofessor John Crapper and his ass-istant Loo: Every mythical creature poops magic! After collecting excrement from a unicorn hunt, they found that the taste was so exquisite, so unique, so parallel to the most divine chocolate, that they were determined to begin an epic search for more Magical Poo™.
Of course, the story and the characters are entirely fabricated, but the product is real: deliciously gluten-free, peanut-free and kosher candy-coated chocolate is making its magical way to every sweet-loving household.
But no voyage is free, and that’s why the Poofessor has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise $10,000 by April 1, 2016 to fund his world-changing excavations.
“Never have I tasted such a decadent flavor of poop… Not that I’ve tasted other poop, I swear it!” gaffed the Poofessor awkwardly when asked about his momentous discovery.
There have been reported sightings of Mermaids, Dragons, Chupacabra, Pegasus, Minotaurs, and much more all around the globe. The thoroughly determined Poofessor and Loo need help finding these creatures’ excrement!
Through the Kickstarter campaign, anyone who loves chocolate, mythical creatures, bathroom humor, or making people smile can be a part of the magic. Backers can choose from a variety of magnificent rewards, all of which will be delivered by July 2016.
Of course, aswith any Kickstarter campaign, this is an “all-or-nothing” deal. If the funding goal is not reached, the project will consequently be, er, pinched off, if you will.
“My supporters can help the campaign reach its goal by sharing it on Spacebook, Tweeter, OurSpace, AOL and all the other social networky things,” said the Poofessor in an obvious lack of understanding about anything other than fantastical feces, but you get the point.
Visit the Kickstarter campaign to read the Poofessor’s letter to the world, and to see what creatures he and Loo will be seeking. Click here to make a contribution and be one of the first humans in the world to eat and share Magical Poo™!
About the Creators of Magical Poo™
Hatch Batch™, the parent company behind Magical Poo™, is simply a super fun group of people from Orange County, California, who enjoy creating products and brands that make people smile.The Poofessor and his handy ass-istant Loo are fictional, but the product Magical Poo™ and the professionals behind it are very real indeed.
Find out more by visiting www.magicalpoo.com
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Company Name: MAGICAL POO
Contact Person: Emilio Meza
Country: United States